Best Vacation Rentals in Bel Air

Watch Deer from a Farm Cottage is located in Bel Air, just 26 miles from Korean War Memorial and 26 miles from Fell's Point. The air-conditioned accommodation is 25 miles from Towson University. Free Wifi is available throughout the property and Clifton Park is 25 miles away. The apartment features 3 bedrooms, a fully equipped kitchen with an oven and a microwave, a washing machine, and 2 bathrooms with a hair dryer. Towels and bed linen are offered in the apartment. For added privacy, the accommodation features a private entrance. Guests can relax in the garden at the property. Harbor East Marina is 26 miles from Watch Deer from a Farm Cottage, while Pier Six Concert Pavilion is 26 miles from the property.

- "Location, accommodations, comfort, ease!" - "We enjoyed our stay and hope to be back." - "It’s a very relaxing stay. Although it was short, we want to go back again. The owner was very accommodating and friendl" - "A short stay amoung the trees." - "It was absolutely an amazing stay and my friends were very impressed. Would stay there again.😃" - "The rental is extremely comfortable and well-maintained." - "Peace and quiet with a variety of animals for company."

Suburban hotel with free breakfast and a fitness center
This smoke-free hotel features a restaurant, a fitness center, and a 24-hour business center. Free buffet breakfast, free WiFi in public areas, and free self parking are also provided. Other amenities include a conference center, coffee/tea in a common area, and a seasonal outdoor pool.
Country Inn & Suites by Radisson, Bel Air/Aberdeen, MD offers 81 accommodations with complimentary newspapers and coffee/tea makers. Pillowtop beds feature down comforters and premium bedding. 32-inch LCD televisions come with premium cable channels. Guests can make use of the in-room refrigerators and microwaves. Bathrooms include shower/tub combinations, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers.

Guests can surf the web using the complimentary wired and wireless Internet access. Business-friendly amenities include desks and phones; free local calls are provided (restrictions may apply). Additionally, rooms include irons/ironing boards and blackout drapes/curtains. Housekeeping is offered daily and hypo-allergenic bedding can be requested.

- "Always friendly staff and rooms exceptionally clean. Sorry no recycling bins, though." - "The hotel was terrific. The city was trash" - "Very enjoyable stay. The staff was excellent and very accommodating." - "The hotel was located right off the highway and was easy to find. The room was spacious and comfortable. We particularly liked the light blocking shades." - "Our stay was wonderful. Everything was clean and spacious. We loved having a microwave to pop our popcorn in the evenings and a refrigerator to store our drinks and my husband's medicine. The staff was wonderful. Suggestion - improve breakfast options."

Small House on Gentleman’s Farm is located in Bel Air, just 25 miles from Towson University and 26 miles from Korean War Memorial. The air-conditioned accommodation is 25 miles from Clifton Park. Fell's Point is 26 miles from the vacation home and Harbor East Marina is 26 miles away. With free Wifi, this 2-bedroom vacation home provides a flat-screen TV, a washing machine, and a fully equipped kitchen with a dishwasher and oven. Towels and bed linen are provided in the vacation home. For added privacy, the accommodation features a private entrance. Guests can also relax in the garden. Pier Six Concert Pavilion is 26 miles from the vacation home, while The Walters Art Museum is 26 miles away.

- "Loved this place! We will definitely stay again when visiting family in Maryland." - "Safe and comfortable."

Hotel with free breakfast, in the vicinity of Cedar Lane Regional Park
An indoor pool, a 24-hour fitness center, and a snack bar/deli are available at this hotel. Free on-the-go breakfast, free WiFi in public areas, and free self parking are also provided. Other amenities include a 24-hour business center, a business center, and a meeting room.
Homewood Suites by Hilton Bel Air offers 92 air-conditioned accommodations with MP3 docking stations and coffee/tea makers. Accommodations have separate sitting areas and are furnished with double sofa beds. Televisions come with premium digital channels. Accommodations at this 3-star hotel have kitchens with full-sized refrigerators/freezers, stovetops, microwaves, and cookware/dishes/utensils. Bathrooms include complimentary toiletries and hair dryers.

Guests can surf the web using the complimentary wireless Internet access. Business-friendly amenities include complimentary weekday newspapers and phones; free local calls are provided (restrictions may apply). Additionally, rooms include irons/ironing boards and ceiling fans. Housekeeping is offered daily and hypo-allergenic bedding can be requested.

Children under 18 years old are not allowed in the swimming pool, fitness facility, or hot tub without adult supervision. Guests under 18 years old are not allowed in the swimming pool, fitness facility, or hot tub.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

- "Friendly staff" - "Very clean and updated" - "Good location for the business I was doing." - "The property y very clear and safe" - "We stayed at this property for 3 nights. It was clean, comfortable and quiet. The location was easy to find off I95. The rooms are spacious and have the amenities you need. We had a 1 bedroom suite with two beds. There is a full size kitchen area. The shower was hot and the A/c was cold. The beds were very cozy and clean. It was perfect for my family of 3. The pool and spa were clean and there is also a fitness center with a peloton bike. There is also a complementary breakfast but we didn’t try it. Also coffee and tea was available 24/7 with self service. The hotel staff is friendly and check in was easy. We were in Bel Air for a family wedding and this property was perfect for our needs. We would definitely return here. "

Hobbit House, one-of-a-kind home is located in Bel Air, just 26 miles from Korean War Memorial and 26 miles from Fell's Point. With free private parking, the property is 25 miles from Clifton Park and 25 miles from Towson University. The Walters Art Museum is 26 miles away and Baltimore - Penn Station, MD is 26 miles from the vacation home. With free Wifi, this 3-bedroom vacation home features a flat-screen TV, a washing machine, and a fully equipped kitchen with an oven and microwave. Towels and bed linen are available in the vacation home. For added privacy, the accommodation has a private entrance and soundproofing. Guests can relax in the garden at the property. Harbor East Marina is 26 miles from the vacation home, while Pier Six Concert Pavilion is 26 miles from the property.

- "Location, accommodations, comfort, ease!" - "Wonderful weekend!" - "Just an overnight while passing through" - "The country setting of this place made it peaceful and comfortable."

Hotel in Bel Air with free breakfast and a fitness center
This smoke-free hotel features an indoor pool, a fitness center, and a snack bar/deli. Free continental breakfast, free WiFi in public areas, and free self parking are also provided. Additionally, coffee/tea in a common area, a business center, and dry cleaning are onsite.
Housekeeping is available on request.
SpringHill Suites by Marriott Edgewood/Aberdeen offers 119 accommodations with coffee/tea makers and hair dryers. Accommodations have separate sitting areas and are furnished with double sofa beds. Smart televisions come with premium cable channels, pay movies, and Netflix. Accommodations at this 3-star hotel have kitchenettes with refrigerators and microwaves. Bathrooms include shower/tub combinations and complimentary toiletries.

Guests can surf the web using the complimentary wired and wireless Internet access. Business-friendly amenities include desks and desk chairs, as well as phones; free local calls are provided (restrictions may apply). Change of towels and change of bedsheets can be requested. Housekeeping is provided on request.

- "Clean, friendly staff. " - "We were ok except for pool said heated and it was freezing. Very sad. We talked to manager she put her hand in said this is very warm and left. Next guest came in .. tried to get in and said this is freezing. Very sad. But everything else was wonderful." - "Rooms were great. " - "Friendly staff, quick check-in, room was very clean and stocked, and temperature was comfortably set. The bed is very comfortable. Marriott always provides excellent accommodations. "

Located off of Interstate 95, this Country Inn & Suites in Bel Air, Maryland is 5.3 mi from the Aberdeen town center. The hotel offers free Wi-Fi and breakfast is served daily. Guests staying at the Country Inn & Suites Bel Air East can enjoy swimming in the outdoor pool and exercising in the fitness center. Each room at the Bel Air East Country Inn & Suites includes a cable TV, microwave and a refrigerator. Select rooms have a seating area complete with a sofa bed. Susquehanna State Park and Havre de Grace are each 11 mi from the hotel. Ripken Stadium is 11 minutes' drive and Harford Mall is 15 minutes’ drive away. Cedar Lane Park is just 5 minutes' drive away.

- "Reliably good, clean hotel!" - "Front desk reception was extremely accommodating to our middle of night checkin,." - "Will stay here again, as we always have." - "Served my needs" - "Relaxing" - "Great quality for low cost. Delicious breakfast and friendly staff." - "Great stay, comfortable, clean and great location" - "Nice facility, great service, and convenient location." - "The location was great for our needs"

Hotel with free parking, in the vicinity of Cedar Lane Regional Park
An indoor pool, a restaurant, and a fitness center are available at this smoke-free hotel. Free WiFi in public areas and free self parking are also provided. Other amenities include a bar/lounge, a snack bar/deli, and a business center.
Housekeeping is available on request.
Hilton Garden Inn Bel Air offers 102 accommodations with laptop-compatible safes and coffee/tea makers. 50-inch Smart televisions come with digital channels.

Bathrooms include complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. Business-friendly amenities include phones along with free local calls (restrictions may apply). Hypo-allergenic bedding, change of towels, and change of bedsheets can be requested. Housekeeping is provided daily.

- "Property was well kept." - "Very clean " - "Excellet. " - "Very clean and quiet. Good service. Nice location. " - "It was great. A very nice place to stay and exceptionally pleasant staff." - "Stay was excellent! Only issue at all was a couple hours of a VERY noisy neighbor. However, they seemed to leave the room after a couple hours and it went back to silence. No complaints! :o)" - "Very nice hotel for a quick stay. Updated rooms and common spaces. Bed was very comfortable"

Located 25 miles from Clifton Park, Hilton Garden Inn Bel Air, Md offers 3-star accommodations in Bel Air and has a fitness center, a terrace and a bar. The property is around 25 miles from Towson University, 25 miles from Korean War Memorial and 25 miles from Fell's Point. The hotel features an indoor pool and room service. All guest rooms in the hotel are equipped with a flat-screen TV. The rooms at Hilton Garden Inn Bel Air, Md have air conditioning and a desk. At the accommodation you'll find a restaurant serving American cuisine. Vegetarian, dairy-free and gluten-free options can also be requested. The reception at Hilton Garden Inn Bel Air, Md can provide tips on the area. Harbor East Marina is 26 miles from the hotel, while Pier Six Concert Pavilion is 26 miles from the property.

- "Happy holidays" - "All I have to say I will be using this property for my future stay ." - "Very happy with Somer who was more than helpful" - "Outstanding staff, great breakfast and bar!" - "Nice clean modern hotel with bar and easy access to 95" - "Excelente Hotel and Staff" - "Overall, good." - "Overall my stay was pretty good" - "Comfortable stay in lovely hotel" - "One night, late check in, cozy bed, rejuvenating shower."

Hotel in Bel Air with free breakfast
Along with coffee/tea in a common area, this smoke-free hotel has laundry facilities and barbecue grills. Free on-the-go breakfast and free WiFi in public areas are also provided. Additionally, a picnic area, a front-desk safe, and a vending machine are onsite.
Housekeeping is available on request.
Extended Stay America Suites Baltimore Bel Air Aberdeen offers 101 air-conditioned accommodations with coffee/tea makers and hair dryers. 32-inch flat-screen televisions come with premium cable channels. Kitchens offer full-sized refrigerators/freezers, stovetops, microwaves, and cookware/dishes/utensils. Bathrooms include shower/tub combinations and complimentary toiletries.

Guests can surf the web using the complimentary wireless Internet access. Business-friendly amenities include desks and phones. Housekeeping is provided on request.

- "We always choose this place when we are in the area. It is very clean and the location is close to many restaurants." - "Nice place " - "Property was located near the major highway and was a number of restaurants to dine as well. Ample parking as well and staff were friendly and courtesy!!!" - "The front desk attended was absolutely amazing, professional and attentive " - "Front desk was extremely helpful" - "Every staff person was incredibly kind and helpful. As a team, they are top notch and most memorable. Thank you, each and every one of you for your care and kindness."

Located in Riverside, 25 miles from Clifton Park, Homewood Suites by Hilton Bel Air provides air-conditioned rooms and barbecue facilities. Among the facilities at this property are a shared lounge and a 24-hour front desk, along with free WiFi throughout the property. Guests can have a drink at the snack bar. Certain rooms include a kitchen with a fridge, a dishwasher and a microwave. Guest rooms will provide guests with a stovetop. A buffet breakfast is available at the hotel. Homewood Suites by Hilton Bel Air offers 3-star accommodations with an indoor pool, fitness center and hot tub. Towson University is 25 miles from the accommodation, while Korean War Memorial is 25 miles away.

- "Suite was good, beds very comfortable, staff very friendly." - "A must needed staycation" - "Excellent getaway" - "Comfortable Stay" - "Very nice and relaxing." - "Fabulous place. Will definitely book again" - "Convenient location in a snow storm!" - "My stay was very good, my family was cery comfortable, I had access to a gym, Lisa at the front desk made my experience" - "Good value and comfortable!" - "My wife and I always enjoy our stay there. We love being comfortable in a house like setting with a lot of space"

Hotel in Bel Air with a fitness center and a seasonal outdoor pool
Along with a fitness center, this hotel has a snack bar/deli and a seasonal outdoor pool. Free WiFi in public areas and free self parking are also provided. Other amenities include a business center, concierge services, and dry cleaning.
Candlewood Suites Aberdeen-Bel Air by IHG offers 95 accommodations with safes and coffee/tea makers. These individually furnished accommodations have separate sitting areas. LED televisions come with premium cable channels. Kitchens offer refrigerators, microwaves, cookware/dishes/utensils, and dishwashers.

Guests can surf the web using the complimentary wired and wireless Internet access. Business-friendly amenities include desks along with free local calls (restrictions may apply).

- "Friendly customer service. " - "Good bed. Safe location. Great staff. " - "Place is affordable luxury! This is my go to hotel when I’m in town, Phyllis, Linda and the younger gentleman (sorry didn’t catch his name) are always pleasant and so helpful!!!! Love it here! " - "Excellent hotel " - "The staff is incredible! I had to change my reservation which was handled flawlessly. They also accommodated my husband who needed a quiet area to work. Completely went out of their way to make sure we had a great experience!"

SpringHill Suites Edgewood Aberdeen is located in Bel Air, within 24 miles of Clifton Park and 25 miles of Towson University. This 3-star hotel offers a 24-hour front desk and an ATM. Korean War Memorial is 25 miles away and Fell's Point is 25 miles from the hotel. At the hotel, all rooms come with a desk. Complete with a private bathroom equipped with a hairdryer, all guest rooms at SpringHill Suites Edgewood Aberdeen have a flat-screen TV and air conditioning, and selected rooms here will provide you with a patio. The rooms will provide guests with a fridge. A buffet breakfast is available at the accommodation. At SpringHill Suites Edgewood Aberdeen guests are welcome to use an indoor swimming pool. Harbor East Marina is 26 miles from the hotel, while Pier Six Concert Pavilion is 26 miles away.

- "Excellent stay" - "I enjoyed my stay and will be back" - "Nice visit" - "Disappointed."

Your cozy getaway awaits in Abingdon at this superb townhome. With 3 bedrooms including 2 queen beds and 1 twin bed with a trundle, along with 2 bathrooms featuring a bathtub and shower, this spot is perfect for a relaxing retreat. Enjoy the beautiful and peaceful back deck during your stay. We'll be available to answer any question while you stay at our place. NOTE: the outside steps to enter the property are wide and deep, making them difficult for individuals with mobility issues.

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Bel Air Apartment with Pool about 2 Mi to Main St is located in Bel Air, just 26 miles from Clifton Park and 26 miles from Towson University. The property is around 27 miles from Korean War Memorial, 27 miles from Fell's Point, and 27 miles from Pier Six Concert Pavilion. The apartment provides an outdoor pool, a 24-hour front desk, and free Wifi is available throughout the property. The air-conditioned apartment consists of 1 bedroom, a living room, a fully equipped kitchen with an oven and a coffee machine, and 1 bathroom with a bath and free toiletries. Towels and bed linen are featured in the apartment. For added privacy, the accommodation features a private entrance. The Walters Art Museum is 27 miles from the apartment, while Baltimore - Penn Station, MD is 27 miles away. Baltimore - Washington International Airport is 37 miles from the property.

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Relax at our large 5 bedroom country home in Bel Air, MD and 15 min the historic waterfront town of Havre De Grace, Md. and the Quaint Main Street in Downtown Bel Air, Maryland . Your family will sleep comfortably, in large guestrooms, all with adjoining baths, new fresh bedding, fresh linens and towels provided. Spacious living areas, office space, and a den /play-room for kids. Cook in our large country kitchen all stainless-steel appliances, granite counter tops and a Jenn Air cooktop. Or, enjoy the wonderful choices of nearby restaurants including Maryland seafood, nearby Mexican, Italian, or Asian favorites. Enjoy the outdoors, large patio, and deck for grilling.

We host wedding parties and family gatherings- small events are included for up to 30 invited guests ( overnight accommodations for ONLY 9 guests your event may be included in an overnight package night stay !!. * Small events can be catered and hosted with a one day reservation
EVENT FEE - applies to parties of 30 guests or more.
This can be decided upon booking. We do not include catering or set up. but we can recommend local catering. We'd love Mary Lar Farm to be your setting for your next Fall or family event- er are accepting bookings through October , 2023

Spend an afternoon , or enjoy dinner in the historic town of Havre De Grace on the Susquehanna River, you can really enjoy antiquing , hiking fishing , , boating and entertainment .
This is a great spot for Daytrips about an hour to Lancaster, Amish Country, Outlet shopping, Strasburg Railroad , or Longwood Gardens, the Naval Academy in Annapolis as well as the Inner Harbor are an easy daytrip. We are 45 min from the BWI Airport and 1 hr. from Philadelphia Airport. We trust you will find your stay comfortable. Your hosts are Florida Residents, who love to travel, and sometimes host their guests at the farm , They can be available if needed but the rental includes the first 2 floors, laundry, all porches and outdoor areas.

- "We needed a secluded location to help us prepare and this was an excellent alternative to hotel rooms. The owners were very helpful to us." - "We had a wonderful time and enjoyed visiting family and exploring the area. The house was a good location and gave us the ability to spread out with comfort. Look forwarding to visiting again and would not hesitate to again use this property." - "Squeaky clean and comfortable place for a family to stay for a wedding in Bel air. Only 8 minutes from the center of town, and the kids loved the mooing of the cows and the crowing from the roosters nearby. Everything was great except we did not have coffee as promised or enough toilet paper and had to purchase both. It's a small thing and was very very comfortable place and we would stay there again."

Extended Stay America Suites - Baltimore - Bel Air - Aberdeen is located in Riverside, 24 miles from Clifton Park and 25 miles from Towson University. The 2-star hotel has air-conditioned rooms with a private bathroom and free WiFi. The hotel features family rooms. Guest rooms at the hotel are equipped with a flat-screen TV with cable channels, a kitchen and a dining area. All rooms will provide guests with a fridge. Korean War Memorial is 25 miles from Extended Stay America Suites - Baltimore - Bel Air - Aberdeen, while Fell's Point is 25 miles away.

- "Stayed for a business trip but clean, affordable and spacious." - "fine, acceptable, clean" - "Fair" - "It worked for the night but don't think I will be returning."

Welcome to lovely, clean and spacious 4 bedroom/ 3.5 bath Townhouse in a quiet and safe neighborhood of Bel Air, Maryland. You will love this place and all it has to offer you for a comfortable short or long term stay. Have fun with the whole family at this stylish place.

- "The condo was amazing and perfect for our family. It was nicely decorated, clean, modern, and so well stocked for being a rental. The bathrooms had full size shampoo and conditioner and body wash, there was dishwasher detergent, hand soap, extra garbage bags, even some seasonings and cooking oils, although we didn’t make any meals this trip. There also left keurig pods and mint chocolates on the table which was such a thoughtful touch. The basement is amazing too, with a whole living space, open bedroom and bathroom. Would highly recommend this condo for your next stay!"

Located 24 miles from Clifton Park, Candlewood Suites Aberdeen-Bel Air by IHG offers 2-star accommodations in Riverside and features a seasonal outdoor swimming pool, a fitness center and a shared lounge. The property is around 25 miles from Towson University, 25 miles from Korean War Memorial and 25 miles from Fell's Point. Guests can have a drink at the snack bar. Selected rooms will provide you with a kitchen with a fridge, a dishwasher and a microwave. Languages spoken at the 24-hour front desk include English and Spanish. Harbor East Marina is 26 miles from the hotel, while Pier Six Concert Pavilion is 26 miles away.

- "If you want to relax and spend time away from home this place is perfect and affordable!" - "Very beautiful stay I enjoyed every bit of it definitely coming back" - "Great stay! Nice , clean and affordable" - "Excellent Experience" - "It was great! Everyone so kind and place was clean and comfortable" - "It was good for what I came for being as though I needed a quick stay in Harford County Maryland." - "Nice leisure stay while visiting friends"

Requires ID for check-in. No more than 5 guests on the property at anytime. No early check-in or late checkouts.

Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay.

Unwind at this serene hideaway. Behold, the "Tiny Wonder" on our charming farm, where you can rub shoulders with the local wildlife – particularly our squad of deer, who love to drop by for a little chit-chat near the deer feeder. We hear they're quite the conversationalists!

Nestled within a leisurely saunter from the Cedar Lane Sports Complex (saving you from the infamous SR136/SR543 traffic jams) and a speedy jaunt from the Aberdeen IronBirds Stadium, our private haven is one of the four homes on this humble farm!

Now, let's talk convenience – you've got restaurants, shopping, entertainment, and healthcare within a stone's throw. And the neighborhood? It's so upscale that even the squirrels wear bowties.

But here's the cherry on top – we're your friendly farm neighbors in a separate farmhouse. Think of us as the co-stars of your getaway sitcom. We're here if you need us, but we promise not to steal your spotlight. Your privacy is sacred to us!

And did we mention the history? Our place is part of the legendary Cedarday neighborhood, a.k.a. Cedarday Estates by Toll Brothers. You'll practically be living in a time capsule, just with better Wi-Fi.

Now, for the grand finale – day trips galore! Baltimore, Gettysburg (the Civil War fan's paradise), the Amish adventures in Lancaster, Annapolis, Washington DC (where history and politics collide), Valley Forge (where freedom was forged), Wilmington, Philadelphia, and a host of other dazzling destinations await your exploration. Feeling ambitious? Hop on the New York City bus or train, both conveniently parked in Aberdeen/Perry Hall, and experience the city that never sleeps. You'll be back before bedtime!

But wait, there's more! Hershey Park (for the sweet tooth in you), Ski Roundtop (for your inner snow ninja), the Turkey Hill Experience (because ice cream is life), Strasburg Railroad (choo-choo fun for everyone), Longwood Gardens (a real-life fairy tale), Antietam (history buffs, assemble!), Winterthur (say it three times fast), Dutch Wonderland (where age is just a number), and a carnival of other attractions that'll make your head spin with delight.

So, whether you choose to zoom to the Cedar Lane sports complex or take a leisurely stroll or bike ride down the rustic dirt road, the "Tiny Wonder" is your ticket to a vacation that's as wild as our deer – in the most entertaining way possible! Join the wildlife party! Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay.
Now, we've got a few rules to go over.

Attention, would-be fire-starters and smoke enthusiasts, gather 'round for some house rules that are as serious as a stern librarian's glare:

No smoking, vaping, candle summoning rituals, or indoor bonfires allowed within these hallowed walls. We've already got a smoke detector, and it's not shy about tattling.

If you've got a hankering for some grilled goodness, fret not, we have a grill you can temporarily adopt. Just remember to return it to its rightful place after you've charmed those burgers. We like our property not on fire.

Seriously, folks, we've spent some quality time perfecting this place, and we'd prefer it not to become a crispy critter. So, if we catch any whiff of your indoor smoking or vaping adventures, that's a swift $2000 fine. Ouch, right?

Fear not, outdoorsy types – we've got several acres of the great outdoors where you can puff away to your heart's content. Think of it as your own personal smoking sanctuary, minus the burning house drama.

In a nutshell, no smoking indoors – we like our walls uncharred and our fines unspent. Please, respect the rules, or we'll have to unleash the fire extinguisher-wielding squad.

Welcome to the "Not-A-Party Palace!" Just so we're clear, this isn't the kind of place where you can unleash your inner party animal. No confetti cannons, no disco balls, and definitely no impromptu dance-offs in the living room.

Now, about the guest list – it's not just for your human pals. We're talking about your furry companions too. They've got to make the cut, and there's no sneaking them in later. We want to make sure everyone's accounted for, from your Aunt Mabel to Mr. Whiskers.

This place? It's our pride and joy, and we'd love for you to treat it as such. If you're looking for a spot to leave in shambles, this probably isn't your cup of tea. We've grown rather attached to our walls and furniture, you see.

So, if your idea of a good time involves trashing a place, kindly look elsewhere. But if you're up for a peaceful, respectful stay, you've found your home away from home. Welcome to the "Not-A-Party Palace!"

Now, please don't make the beds when you check out. We've got a cleaning crew for that, and they're very possessive about their bed-making duties. And please don't lock the doors behind you, unless you want to start a game of "Who's Got the Key?" with the next guests.

Also, we know our home is cozy and all, but please resist the urge to rearrange the furniture like you're a contestant on "Extreme Home Makeover". Our cleaning crew gets easily confused when things aren't in their proper place, and we don't want them accidentally vacuuming up the dog or something.

We've got some nice white linens for you to use, but please try not to use them as a canvas for your artistic expression. We've had a few... incidents in the past that have made us reconsider our choice of color scheme. If you do happen to cause some irreparable damage, we'll have to charge you for replacements - sorry, but that's just how it goes.

And lastly, we're here to make your stay as comfortable as possible. Just give us a holler if you need anything, whether it's extra pillows, a cheese platter, or a life-size cutout of Nicolas Cage. We're always happy to help, as long as it's legal.

So, have fun during your stay, and please let us know if we can improve in any way. We're always looking for ways to make our guests feel more at home - or at least less likely to burn the place down.

Have an awesome time in Bel Air.

- "Tracey was extremely responsive and friendly. He property was just as described. Check in and check out was easy. She even shipped me some clothes I left behind. Great Host!" - "Everything was just as described and really comfortable. Great beds, towels, cozy setup, spacious and clean. Great parking. We came right after it snowed several inches, and everything was shoveled and ready. No problems, host was so friendly and very responsive. Even said hi and dropped off farm fresh eggs! Wonderful stay!!"